1. You witness fast food drive-thru rage.
2. Almost run out of gas on the interstate in 100 plus degree weather.
3. She assaults a woman with a book because said woman had a worm on her.
4. A hoarse rooster wakes you from sleep before the sun has come up.
5. The CRV turns into a driveway going 60 mph on 2 wheels because she has spotted a yard sale.
In my defense to these 5 things...
ReplyDelete1. Fast Food rage only occurs when the fast-food workers is either severely stupid or cannot speak English.
2. It's not my fault there were no exits or gas stations for a bazillion miles between our house and Myrtle Beach.
3. Hey...the worm was HUGE!!!!!!
4. I had no control over that ROOSTER.
5. Yard Sale people should place signs a little farther away from their homes....not just on their mailbox!
1. *are*, not *is*
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